(To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
Ken: Hey Barbie
Barbie: Hey ken!
Ken: Wanna go for a ride!
Barbie: Sure Ken.
Ken: Well forget it!
Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankenstiens creation
Im a bland, homely girl,
All alone in the world, Im as black as a fart,
Thin and lanky
Ken: You're a dog, get a troll, were you hit by a train?
Wont go near you 'cause your breath is skanky
You can'ttouch, Im afraid, cause guys say Im an eyesore
Ooooh
Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should really bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
a relaltion to Frankenstiens creation
Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me
Boo-hoo-hoo, yeah
Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me
Ooh, ooh
Barbie: Oh, lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: Im sorry, you're just too damn ugly.
Barbie: Oh, screw you, Ken!!
