This is our "No Stop Truck Stop", come on in
Take a break from hauling that load
We got coffee that's hot
And ice that's not
It's a little bit of home on the road
We got lots of gravy to fill up all our pans
And restrooms out in back
If you have to wash your hands
If an armadillo is your pillow
And your cab is your abode
Then come on in
For a little bit of
Home on the road
Enjoy the view while you're
Slurping homemade stew
And when you're finish you can sit and chat
Phineas: Do you want pie?
Unnamed carman: Oh yeah
Our juke plays lastest hits from 1966
We may not know where we're going
But we sure know where it's at
There's chicken fried steak
And some devil's food cake
As we whirl through another zip code
There's butter that's real
And butter that's fake
Just a little bit of home on the road
Just sit right down
You look like a hungry gent
Our biscuits and gravy
Go down like wet cement
So, if you're looking for home cooking
Or you want to see a three-headed toad
Just come on in for a little bit of home on the road
