Drinkin' Town With a Football Problem

Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey, hey y'all

Barhoppers, churchgoers
Marlboro light smokers
Blue collar, red voters
Population: 1, 009

Past year's cheerleaders
Old men fill the bleachers
Skeptics and true believers
All gathered on a friday night
Singin' to the stars and stripes

We're a drinkin' town with a football problem
With two main things we all have in common
We love them both and don't want to solve 'em
We're a drinkin' town with a football problem

Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey, hey y'all

Barn burners, nail biters
Shift workers, fire fighters
Prom queens, outsiders
All living for the love of the game

We still tell the same 'ole' story
Relive former glory
Went to state in ‘94
We got a trophy in the school hallway
The kids pass it by each day

We're a drinkin' town with a football problem
With two main things we all have in common
We love them both and don't want to solve 'em
We're a drinkin' town with a football problem

Hey, hey

When we win, we celebrate
And when we lose, we commiserate
Win or lose, we tie one on

We're a drinkin' town with a football problem
With two main things we all have in common
We love them both and don't want to solve 'em
We're a drinkin' town with a football problem

Hey, say, hey, hey y'all
Hey, hey y'al