I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the ins
And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the fucking face
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
After i beat the fucking shit out of it
I wanted to throw it through your fucking window
But i needed money to buy some more whiskey
So i sold it to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
Your family ordered pu pu platter
You didn't know what you were eating
It was your fucking gay faithful dog
While you were at the restaurant i lit your house on fire
