You're a mean one, Yandere-chan You really are a heel You're as friendly as a cactus You're as slippery as an eel Yandere-chan! You're a bad banana with a Sweet school girl peel!Just face the music!You're a monster, Yandere-chan Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of senpai You've got darkness in your soul Yandere-chan! I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot pooe!You better watch out, she's gonna getcha!You're a vile one, Yandere-chan You have murder in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a lovesick crocodile Yandere-chan Given the choice between you I'd take the lovesick crocodile!