Beelzeboss:
I am complete
Tenacious D:
Fuck!,
Beelzeboss:
Yes you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine
And you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die
Tenacious D:
Wait wait waait you mother-fucker
We challenge you to a rock off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
Fuck, fuck
Fuck, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms?
What's the catch
Tenacious D:
If we win
You must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
And what if I win?
Tenacious D:
Then you can take kage back to hell
What!?
Trust me kage it's the only way
What you're talkin about?
To be your little bitch
Beelzeboss:
Fine
Let the rock off begin, hahaha
I'm the Devil
I love Metal
Check this riff
It's fuckin' tasty
I'm the Devil I can do what I want
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I cannot wait to take k.g. Back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like the Scarlet Pimpernel
Tenacious D:
No
C'mon Kage, let's fight his music with our music
(K.G) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(J.B.) Listen to me-
(K.G) He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(J.B.) God dammit k.g.,
He gonna make you his sex slave
Your gonna gargle mayonnaise
(K.G) No
(K.G) Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
(K.G) Dude
(K.G) We've been through so much shit
(J.B.) De-activated lasers with my dick
(Both) Now it's time to blow this fucker down
(J.B.) C'mon k.g. Now it's time to blow doors down
(K.G) Ihear you jables now it's time to blow doors down
(J.B.) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(K.G) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(Both) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(K.G) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(J.B.) C'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(K.G) 0ooh pile drive yeah, it's time for a smackdown
(J.B.) Hey, Antichrist, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We, Rock the Casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you, for all mankind
You hold the Sceptor
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D
(Both) we are the D
Beelzeboss:
You guys are fuckin lame, come on, kag,e you're comin' with me
Taste my lightning fuckers!
Tenacious D:
(J.B.) No!
Beelzeboss:
Oh, fuck!
My fuckin horn!
Oh, no!
Tenacious D:
(J.B.) From whence you came, you shall remain
Until you are complete again
Beelzeboss:
No!
Fuck you, K.G., and fuck you, J.B.
I'll get you, Tenacious D
