I'm testin' positive 4 the funk
I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
And when your cup overflow
I'm testin' positive and I'll pee some mo'
I could tell U stories till U get tired
I could play with your mind
But U'd prob'ly say that I was a liar
So I won't waste your time
I'm scared, although we just met
There's this energy between us
Let's just go somewhere
We can funk
I can say, "I'm sorry" all my life
But that wouldn't be true, hey yeah
I could say and do the things I like
Cuz I'm not U
I'm scared (I'm scared) although, although we just met
I want U so bad, baby
I want U so bad (Take off your clothes)
We can funk
So, time was when we were stompin' 2 a funky thing (Ha, ha)
That's when the time was jump 'em and funk'em in the swing of things
U're so beautiful, my princess, U're so smart
(Pump 'em and funk 'em, jump 'em and funk 'em)
Honey doll, U got the glammest bod (Pump 'em and funk 'em)
No painter could afford this work of art (Pump 'em and funk 'em)
Every time I could I would want 2 compliment U on the things
The things that U be
Honey doll, we should make the real noise
Just U and me
I could tell U things 2 get U excited
Things U never heard
U know the Kama Sutra?
I could rewrite it using half as many words
I'm scared cuz if I don't kiss ya
I'm gonna go mad, baby
Take off my clothes
We can funk (Oh)
I'm testin' positive 4 the funk
I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
And when your cup overflow (I just want 2 take my.... and I'll pee some mo')
(I'm testing positive) (Take off your clothes)
(Uh-oh, uh-oh) {repeat in BG}
(We can funk) {x2}
Ow, yeah yeah!
Wait a minute
Let me turn on some lights (We can funk)
Yeah (I'm sorry)
U can blow the candle out, baby (U can blow it, my baby, ho!)
U can turn the candle on (Turn it on, girl)
Whichever ever one U choose is all right (Whichever one U can)
Cuz we're gonna do it all night long
If U want 2 undress me baby (Undress me)
Shall I undress U?
U can leave your clothes on if U want 2 (Talk 2 her brotha)
And I'd still do what I want 2 do 2 U
Sex between 2 people is alright
If all the love in the world is what they got
As long as they ain't tryin' 2 hurt nobody
Just as long as it's hot
Good Lord, baby
I wanna make love 2 U
2 time, maybe 3
Yeah, and if U want 2 go 4 or 5
Baby, that's alright with me
Let me tell U now
Said I will be your little baby, yeah
I can be your big strong man, ow!
I can be your girl or boy, I can be your toy
All I understand -- it's up 2 U!
Can U funk me, baby?
I'll funk U
We can funk one another
Whatever U want 2 do!
U got an electric ass, baby!
U got electric thighs, baby!
I can't wait no longer, child!
It's gettin' stronger, baby!
Open up your eyes, ow!
See this gold chain around my waist?
Huh, I wanna give it 2 U, yeah
People tell me I got no taste
Then blow the candle out
Let's see if it's true
We be funkin' over here and over there ain't shit {repeat till fade out}
