Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews
In a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear
An exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding"
What a beautiful wedding
Says a bridesmaid to the waiter
And, yes, but, what a shame, what a shame
The poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Oh, well, in fact
Well I'll look at this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for
A toast, so pour the champagne
Pour the champagne!
Oh, well, in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne!
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and rationality
Again
Again
