Train me up to be the brightest star
I'm not laughing but I think you are
And I'm not the kind of person
That takes things lightly
That takes things lightly
Cause all I want is a place of my own
With a little patch of garden and a patio
And all I want is a room with a view
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
Train me up to be the brightest star
I'm not laughing but I think you are
And I'm not the kind of person
That takes things lightly
That takes things lightly
And all I want is a photograph
Because I can't walk in when having a bath
And all I want is something that's mine
Not to have to buy the toothpaste every time
I don't want to buy the toothpaste every time
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
Train me up to be the brightest star
I'm not laughing but I think you are
And I'm not the kind of person
That takes things lightly
Cause all I want is a place of my own
With a little patch of garden and a patio
And all I want is a room with a view
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
