You're one mean stripper with a microphone
And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes
You're a waste of three minutes and a dance routine
And your daddy had to buy the record company
Guess I'll be the bad guy
So get mad at me
I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks
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You ain't no Madonna
No you ain't no pop queen
You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the paparazzi
Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing
You think that you're the real deal
You're nothin' but a strip tease
I can only listen to you in a magazine
You're the reason there ain't music on MTV
And I got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD
I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks
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So take it off nice and slow
Or take it off my radio
You ain't no Madonna
No you ain't no pop queen
You're just a pre-Madonna fuckin' all the paparazzi
Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing
You think that you're the real deal
You're nothin' but a strip tease
[Chorus]
