Spring break 2008 I got so drunk that week I barely ate On a boat, on some lake So convinced that it would always feel this way Young and dumb, wrinkle free No way my tits were ever gonna touch my knees No not us, no not me Ever get so high that you forget to breathe?And then I fell asleep Woke up and I'm 23 Feels like pushing daisies Feels like I'm crazyThought I'd end up in New York City Turns out Brooklyn's kind of shitty Passed out on my parents' couch Only live life through the TV Turns out I'm not that kind of pretty Wasted on my parents' couchTook a plane to LA I drank a bloody Mary on the way I met a guy, thought it was love Too young to see it for what it really was Changed my name, fell out of touch I wish I wasn't always in such a rushAnd then I f?ll asleep Woke up and I'm 23 Feels like pushing daisies Feels lik? I'm crazyThought I'd end up in New York City Turns out Brooklyn's kind of shitty Passed out on my parents couch Only live life through the TV Turns out I'm not that kind of pretty Wasted on my parents couchThought I'd end up in New York City Turns out Brooklyn's kind of shitty Passed out on my parents couch Only live life through the TV Turns out I'm not that kind of pretty Wasted on my parents couch
