She was looking at shoes on Amazon
A pop-up ad said, "Find anyone."
She thought about the first boy that she loved
Just a couple clicks and there he was
That night she sent a friend request
The next day she sat down at her desk
And four simple words “Hey, how you been?”
And she felt 17 again
And that’s the thing about Facebook friends
It doesn’t matter how long it’s been
Someone you never thought you’d ever see again
And suddenly you’re Facebook friends
They started out just catching up
That led to meeting him for lunch
Before long they’re meeting in some bar
Before long they’re kissing in some car
And that’s the thing about Facebook friends
It doesn’t matter how long it’s been
Someone you never thought you’d ever see again
And suddenly you’re Facebook friends
Oh, If there was anybody else
She'd be sittin’ in judgement
Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves
For God’s sakes you’ve got a husband and a minivan
And this was not part of a plan
She fantasized they’d start a new life
He’d finally up and leave his wife
But one day she turned her laptop on
And his whole profile page was gone
And that’s the thing about Facebook friends