Dean is a punk but he doesn't have a band
He just got job at Recordland
With hair tied back and dyed jet black
A high school loser never looks back
Dean is a dick, Dean is a freak
Dean was a high school A.V. geek
Dean likes punk and that's alright
Dean is a punk rock parasite
Dean went to the Hoboken show downtown
He went there to follow them around
Dean is the guy who always meets the band
Cuz he's a big man at Recordland
Dean is punk but he doesn't have a band
He writes for a zine and doesn't have any friends
He'll put down your band if you're doing O.K.
Cuz Dean's a jaded fuck with nothing to say
