One step, two steps,
Counting tiles on the floor.
Three steps, four steps,
Guess this means that I'm a whore.
Uh oh, hell no,
How long till I reach the door?
***k me, my feet are sore!
I'm wearing last night's dress
And I look like a hot *** mess.
Although my hair looks good
'cause I haven't slept yet.
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons,
But nothing's happening.
Please, God, don't let anybody see me!
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me!
I promise - no more walks of shame!
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Last night's bubble gum,
No more bubbles, no more yum.
Where'd I get the wrist band?
Tell me there's no tramp stamp.
One, two, three, shoot,
No-one knows the **** I do.
But dammit, man, the show is fun.
Party till the sun wakes up.
Okay now raise your hands if
You've ever been guilty.
And click, click, click right now
If you walk with me.
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons,
But nothing's happening.
Please, God, don't let anybody see me!
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me!
I promise - no more walks of shame!
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
I shouldn't have let them
Take my keys, take my keys.
They left me here with too much beer.
My friends - they hung me out to dry.
It's not my fault...
And that's why I'm doin' the walk of shame!
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons,
But nothing's happening.
Please, God, don't let anybody see me!
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me!
I promise - no more walks of shame!
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
