Brian: The next few minutes are in the lap of the gods and hands of the
Beatles.In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and they...
Paul:Yes.
Brian: Now they...
John:Hey, listen.
Paul:It's all changed now.
John:It's all changed now.
Brian: Well this is what I'm wondering:
Paul:We're not doing that. No actors.
John:All now...
Brian: In those days the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor.Did you find that?
John:No, no, no.These are the good bits in the film, that's certainly the best.
Brian: Yes.
John:Rubish.
Brian: Was it really?
John:Even worse.
Brian: Who was worse?
John:Oh, Paul.
Brian: I see.
Paul:I think John was rather worse.
John:No, It was you.
Paul:Oh, RIngo was very good.
Brian: He was?
Paul:He's a good lad, yes.
Brian: They say he's a new Charlie Chaplan.
John:He was born that.
Brian: Do you think this is right?
Paul:He's a Charlie Chaplan?
John:Oh yeah, but he's an old one. OK Ring.
Brian: You're beginning to look like it.
Ringo: Alright John!
Brian: Now then.
Ringo: Can you hear me?
Paul:Can you hear him?
Brian: Not really, I hope not...
Ringo: Hello.
Brian: I hope not.
John:We brought the flowers, Ring.
Brian: Not allowed to talk.
John:We brought you the flowers.
Ringo: Oh, good.
John:And the grapes.
Brian: Yeah.
Ringo: Oh, I like grapes.
John:He likes grapes.
Brian: Time out, time out.
Paul:He needs a pause.
John:Well, then we are then.
Brian: Well, guess who's top of the pops in Portugal, then.
Paul:Who?
John:Who?
Paul:Who?
Brian: Os Beatles.
John:Los Beatles?
Paul:Oh.
Brian: Rediculous, Os Beatles.
John:[yells something in a foreign language???
Brian: I don't suppose you know the title of you film in Portuguese?
Paul:No.
John:No, "Crinsk Dee Night"?
Brian: Could be. Let's hear the number, shall we?
John:Right!
