Do not try to pretend
That you know where I am from
Try to hear this puzzle
Because it's not communism
My country is small
But it's still bigger than the mall
Three thousand people inside
Let's run away and commit suicide
Basketball addiction
It's a crazy religion
We do not have many medals
Oh wait now we're swimmers
Did you hear about Zeppelin?
It's food is edible
It's funny how we value it
Incredible purple soup
Three white lines on one side
You are asked to smoke
Do not be kidding
You are about to be choked
No legal profanity
We borrow them from neighbors
No manners
Only crazy Slavic dancers
Do not call us Russians
Brings scary discussions
They call us beer lovers
But we are just alcoholics
We like our pizza
In mayonnaise and ketchup
We like our cars
And the bottle of vodka
My country is small
But even bigger than the mall
Three thousand people inside
It's called Lithuania
