Too Darn Hot

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
Refill the cup with my baby tonight.
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
Refill the cup with my baby tonight,
But I ain't up to my baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But brother you'll fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot.
It's too darn hot,

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low,
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mr Pants,
For romance,
Is not.

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But brother you'll fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot.

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low,
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,

Mister God
For his squad
A marine,
For his queen,
A G.I.,
For his cutey-pie
Is not.

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
It's too darn hot.
It's too darn hot.